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Thursday, September 4, 2008

GUESS WHAT.
S I g h . FOr the 745612583058th time, I broke something in the kitchen.

Never mind the curry puff bomb. Or the egg bomb. (I HATE THE MICROWAVE) I've been breaking plates and bowls like nobody's business. I am now an expert at picking up little pieces of procelain and sweeping up shards of glass! This post is inspired after I broke a BIG PLATE for the donkeyth time and just spent the last fifteen minutes sweeping it up.

Come let me tell you the Art of Clearing Broken Glass/Procelain

1. Scream when you drop it. That will helpfully bring your mother into the kitchen to see your mess.
2. Proceed to panic and cry. Try to gain sympathy before the scolding.
3. Your mom will then instruct you to clear it up by yourself.
4. Go get a pair of slippers, while trying not to tread on any broken glass/procelain
5. If it's wet, get a mop. If it's not, a broom. Hit yourself on the head several times with it for your stupidity.
6. Then try your best to pick up all the big pieces of glass. Use a broom to sweep up the smaller ones and try not to cut/gash yourself in the process.
7. If your mom is not around, just start from step 4. And try not to leave any traces of the crime behind. No point asking for a scolding until your mother actually realises that a plate is missing.
8. And try not to touch anything breakable again.

I hate the kitchen! My husband will be a world renowned chef so that he can bar me from his territory and I can gladly abide by his wishes! Or I can live off Cyrus' wife. Haha.

11:35 AM